As good as it gets

As good as it gets

Just thought of posting this not so great conversation between Moiz and Snehal

Warning : read at ur own risk

Day 1

Snehal : yo moiz
Moiz : yo here or yo spz?
Snehal : yo spz man
Moiz : yo had yo brk fst
Snehal : there is no place to go here man. no twaddi babbis here
Moiz : i was talking about the food we eat, not food for thought
Snehal : no good food here too
Moiz : bad, so u got a PC hmmm
Snehal : ys but set up is not over yet. M logged into my mbp pc
Moiz : o ok
Moiz : by d way, jus got the news that we will be shifting to Airoli in mid Aug
Snehal : see i told u .Mujhe raag de raha tha na nahin jayenge karke
Moiz : also, MBP 4 will be the first bldg to evacuate, and we will be the first proj. :)
Snehal : ha ha ha ha
Moiz : i donno how r they gonna manage
Snehal : yahan jaise manage kiya .waise hi wahan karenge. BTW twaddi ko dekha kya aaj?
Moiz : no, did'nt went 4 brk fst, will catch her at lunch
Snehal : catch her. Saale aukaad mein reh .smjha kya
Moiz : :D:D:D jali jali tapi tapi
Snehal : abbe .woh abhi sochti rahegi ki where's that one guy who used to shy away from ogling at me. Uss mein kuch to baat thi
Moiz : don't talk about ur ogle factor i know who u r :/
Snehal : ha ha ha .jali abhi
Moiz : abhi ki kyon jalegi? usne to twadi pabi ko dekha bhi nahi
Snehal : phir teri kyu jal rahi hai if twaddi babbi thinks like this abt me
Moiz : sneh can read thoughts :DDDD, its enuf that u can just read
Snehal : chotte tis just that i m a lovable kind of guy.
Moiz : yeah, u r so lovable that they had a Bra launched in your name :D
Snehal : well they always wanted me to be close to the heart of a woman
Moiz : kaminey, i know wat u want to be close to ;)
Snehal : just the heart dost ;)
Moiz : yeah, tell khare abt it
Snehal : i think evrybody in the world knows abt it except u
Moiz : talk to the hand
Snehal : ha ha ha ha . U can never accept facts can u
Moiz : wake up snehal, the things u've considered facts since birth are actually illusions, we all know wat ur fate will be finally, bloody arranged marraige
Snehal : abbe arranged nikaah chup reh samjha na.
Moiz : arranged marraige......... and that too wid monali :DDDDD
Snehal : nice joke chotte .twill b wil pallavi or parineeta
Moiz : wid monali...... and that too we will arrange it :DDDD
Snehal : no re wid pari or pallo.also it will love first then arranged
Moiz : forget marraige, jus try and call them wid this name in front of them and they will hang u, till death
Snehal : chotte then they will die too. Coz we have pledged to be together dead or alive
Moiz : this is the worst joke i have heard frm u, it does'nt even make me frown
Snehal : i told u .u not man ehuf to accept the truth
Moiz : alice, u truly live in a wonderland :D
Snehal : chotte after i marry either 1 of them i will b in wonderland
Moiz : i pity u, u don't know u still are, ur marraige can only happen in wonderland
Snehal : chotte just wait n watch
Moiz : yeah yeah, the world will see wid me
Moiz : so, when r u proposing?
Snehal : u'll know very soon chotte
Moiz : i cant stop smiling :))))........
Snehal : chotte u'll stop smiling wen u'll see me smiling
Moiz : i can only imagine ur ass kicked :D
Snehal : u imagined wrong
Moiz : lets wait n watch
Snehal : chotte ek baad yaad rakhna. Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge and i m a dilwala
Moiz : who said u r dilwala, u r sickwala
Snehal : again ur mistaken. M a dilwala aur dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
Moiz : if in patni, soon gonna become a rickwala
Snehal : chotte dilwaale tha,hai aur rahoonga
Moiz : not to forget chamdiwala
Snehal : y u saying all ur names
Moiz : sacchai kadwi hoti hai dost, accept it
Snehal : thats wot i m tellin u to do
Moiz : i have, but u r still in ur dream world
Snehal : see u still not accepting d truth
Moiz : instead of fighting on whos not accepting the truth, lets have a third party decide wats the truth
Snehal : the problem is that the third party u will suggest cannot accept the truth too
Moiz : :-DDDD ok, who d u sujjest then?
Snehal : me .myself. My alter ego will decide
Moiz : this is alter ego itself, how many alter ego's do u have. how abt Vinod's or HP's alter ego huh
Snehal : 2 more. snehal the great and Snehal the greatest .This is great speakin
Moiz : snehal was enuf
Snehal : so finally haaar mann raha hai tu
Moiz : no ways
Snehal : but u said na enuf
Moiz : i said snehal was enuf and we don't need non existing characters such as snehal the great and Snehal the greatest
Snehal : chots u'll hav to live with them
Moiz : puhleez, u live wid them
Snehal : i m living wid them
Moiz : i told vinod and ani abt ur imaginations, they r in complete agreement wid me
Snehal : they r baised
Moiz : i had called up HP, he thinks u've lost it
Snehal : lost wot?
Moiz : brains, but i told him u don't have one
Snehal : chotte if i lose a bit of something that i have in abundance then its not a problem
Moiz : if u have abundant brain then i m prince of wales
Snehal : okie if u say so. But whch one blue,sperm or humming or killer
Moiz : i wrote wales not whales, u lost ur eyes too i guess
Snehal : chots but they sound the same na
Moiz : no their is a prominent 'h' pronounced in whales


And it went on and on till 2 days describing about the mouth structure and tounge movements and pronounciation of different words u can't even think of.Snehal can add if he has rest of the chat logs

Day 2

Snehal : no try saying wales and then say w-hales. No difference in the mouth struture when ur saying bth coz the h is silent
Moiz : nope the h is not silent in whales, mouth structure can be same because its same for many words
Snehal : who said.say orange.Mouth structure is different than mouth structure when u say whales
Moiz : but its same for ways
Snehal : no there is no mention of l in ways but is there in whales and wales
Moiz : but the mouth structure is same
Snehal : no the mouth structure when u say l changes if l is not silent
Moiz : no it does'nt
Snehal : yes it does try it
Moiz : no it does'nt, tried
Snehal : see when u say wales or whales ur tongue will touch the roof of ur mouth or teeth when u try and pronounce the l which is not silent. When u say ways the tongue touches the roof of the mouh or teeth when u start pronouncing the s.try it
Moiz : exactly, the toungue changes but the mouth structure remains the same, when u lip read u cant distinguish between wales and ways
Snehal : i cn by seeing the time when the toungue startsb to moveq
Moiz : u can't c the tongue when u lip read
Snehal : i can
Moiz : no u can't, ur eye sight is not good, proved earlier, u cant c wales and whales written differntly
Snehal : who said i ahd said that they r same by spelling. I said that they are same bcoz of prnounciation
Moiz : but i never prounced it, because we are text chatting, so u shud atleast have that much brains to distinguish and act accordingly
Snehal : when i read what ur typing i pronounce it so i guess ur wrong
Moiz : who cares if u pronounce it or not, it was i who wrote it
Snehal : so wot? It was i who read it
Moiz : if u had read it, and u can see that it was written "wales" not "whales" then u should'nt have asked me wat type of whale it is
Snehal : my wish i can ask u nehting
Moiz : bhadak mat ja, LTA abhi bhi nahi milta wahan par
Snehal : bhadak gaya nahin hu main. Agar bhadak jaaat tha toh tere saat chat kaise karta
Moiz : u forgot tera PC shared hai
Snehal : bhadak patni domain mein nahin aata toh pc shared rehke faayda nahin hai
Moiz : bhadak patni domain mein he hai, abhi abhi naya office khola hai wahan par
Snehal : ok i dont know i havent been there. I guess u have
Moiz : again bhadak gaya tu, itni baar ja raha hai aur bol raha hai i havent been there
Snehal : see ur goin there not me
Moiz : i know u have a season ticket to bhadak, iska matlab ye nahi ki tu office bunk karega
Snehal : i m in office so i cannot be bunking and be at office at the same time coz it is imposssible for one peron to be at two different places at the same time so as i m in office ,i m not bunking which means that assumption that i have a season pass to bhadak and that i m bunking office is wrong.
Moiz : earlier proved that patni also has a office at bhadak
Snehal : u never proved it u just made a statement and if u have forgotten kannon saboot mangti hai
Moiz : u are the live gawah of it, in this chat itself u went there 3 times
Snehal : ur mistaken dude. I havent gone there at all
Moiz : u have gone there, i m the gawah of it
Snehal : u dint see me.how can u be the gawah
Moiz : ur chat text clearly states that u've gone to bhadak
Snehal : kanoon chashmadeet gawah mangti hai. Ur not one
Moiz : chashma to tujhe lagna chahiye, barabar dikhayi nahi de raha hai tujhe
Snehal : aisa kaun bola
Moiz : aisa main bola, we r not into conference chat
Snehal : who said we r in conference chat
Moiz : to phir aur kaun bolega, main hi bola


and then we got disconnected, we are still looking in the problem, i guess the chat server gave up :)